what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

womans having rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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