Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Manchester City

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

* anti-punchline

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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