- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Albino African Americans

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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