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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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