- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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