- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Women's rights.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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