Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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