- Anti Joke

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.