Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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