- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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