the economy.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

1+1=2

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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