- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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