Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Pickle

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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