- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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