- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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