- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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