Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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