What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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12 in general

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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