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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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