Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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wenis

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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