- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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