- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Where's my tractor?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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