- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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