A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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