- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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