Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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read me write me

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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