- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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