- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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