Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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