Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

No

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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