- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Nobody cares maddie!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

black chicken. kfc

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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