Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

PENIS that is all

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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