A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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deez nuts

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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