What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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What? Huh?

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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su algato es en fuego

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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