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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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