- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Women's rights.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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