- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Your're racist.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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