- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

WOw you have no life

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How did the black person die? Of old age

knock knock no no you go now i clean

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

You were born.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Women's rights

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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