- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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