- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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