Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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whats a joke

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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