- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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