- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Your mother is so fat.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??