Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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