- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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