- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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