- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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