Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Indians

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DEATH.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A man was shot. He died.

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Yo Mama just died.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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