the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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