- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

hey hey apple

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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