- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

whats black and strange a paki

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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