why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Justin Bieber

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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