What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Justin Bieber

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

your mom.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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