Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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