- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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