- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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