Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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