What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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