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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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