WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What's funny? Women's rights.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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