- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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