this website is a bad joke

why dont they make black forks

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

No your aunties a joke

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

2 black kids walk into school

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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