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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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