Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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