-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Yes

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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