A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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