- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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