- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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