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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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