- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did the man with no head say to the women?

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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