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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Grace Ackerson

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Please ignore this statement.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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