- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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