- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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