Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

penis. nuff said.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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