My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

a black man walks out of popeyes

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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