- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

my egg roll

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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