Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Guess what? I like trains.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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