Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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