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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

An Asian with a big dick.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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