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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Barack Obama.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

you will like this because i am black.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

all these jokes are horrible now

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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