- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

outside your comfort zone

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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