- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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