- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Justin Beiber is a good singer

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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