- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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