- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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