Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Pain Olympics.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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