- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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