- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

9/11

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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