Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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