- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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