Women's Rights

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

if you don't like this you're gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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