Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

whats a joke

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Charlie Sheen is winning

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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