A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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