- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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