- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A man was shot. He died.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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